Weekly Nerdoscope: Bring Back The 90's.

Games That Were All The Rage In The Glory Days Of The 90's

🎮 90s Nerdoscope: Week of August 18th

By Joshua VanAlstyne

Grab your controller and dust off those memory cards, because this week, your life is leveling up with classic 90s energy! From pixelated adventures to epic boss battles, your zodiac sign is paired with a legendary 90s game for guidance, plus a cheat code for navigating the week ahead.

♈ Aries – Super Mario 64

Released in 1996 On N64

You’re the daring plumber of your week, jumping into challenges headfirst. Power-ups are everywhere if you stay brave and adventurous.

Game Tip: Explore every corner—hidden coins and stars may surprise you.

♉ Taurus – The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Patience and strategy are your allies, Taurus. Like Link exploring Hyrule, slow and steady wins the quest.

Game Tip: Prepare before big battles; your inventory is your power.

Released in 1998 on N64

Released in 1991 on Super Nintendo

♊ Gemini – Street Fighter II

Duality is your strength. Switch stances, adapt moves, and keep your combos flowing.

Game Tip: Learn your opponent’s patterns—timing is everything.

Released in 1996 on Gameboy

♋ Cancer – Pokémon Red/Blue

Your nurturing instincts shine. Train your team, evolve your favorites, and protect your squad.

Game Tip: Balance your party; even the underdogs have potential.

Released in 1991 on Sega Genesis

♌ Leo – Sonic the Hedgehog

Fast, flashy, and impossible to ignore. Speed through obstacles and let your charisma shine.

Game Tip: Use momentum to overcome challenges, and don’t forget to collect rings along the way.

Released in 1997 on PlayStation

♍ Virgo – Final Fantasy VII

Strategic planning is key. You’re analyzing maps, leveling skills, and preparing for epic confrontations.

Game Tip: Manage your materia wisely; the right combo can turn the tide.

Released in 1994 on Super Nintendo

♎ Libra – Donkey Kong Country

Balance and agility define your path. Swing, jump, and navigate tricky platforms gracefully.

Game Tip: Teamwork counts—let your allies carry some of the load.

Released in 1997 on PlayStation

♏ Scorpio – Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

Deep, intense, and full of hidden passages. Explore your inner castle and confront your fears.

Game Tip: Don’t rush; uncover secrets at your own pace.

Released in 1995 on Super Nintendo

♐ Sagittarius – Chrono Trigger

Adventurous and curious, you’re ready to time travel through opportunities.

Game Tip: Make bold choices; even detours can lead to treasure.

Released in 1997 on N64

♑ Capricorn – Star Fox 64

Precision and focus guide you. Plot your flight path carefully to hit objectives with skill.

Game Tip: Aim high and trust your reflexes.

Released in 1996 on PlayStation

♒ Aquarius – Resident Evil

Innovation and quick thinking are your survival tools. Solve puzzles and outsmart the unexpected.

Game Tip: Keep calm and conserve resources for critical moments.

Released in 1993 on Gameboy

♓ Pisces – The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening

Dreamy and imaginative, you’re exploring strange lands with creativity and intuition.

Game Tip: Pay attention to subtle hints; even small items can unlock big rewards.

Final Level Note:

This week, embrace nostalgia and approach life like a 90s video game: explore, adapt, and collect your power-ups. Bonus points for teamwork and hidden secrets discovered along the way.

Game on, adventurers!

🕹️ — Joshua