Top 5 accessories all Labubu fans need to know about

Eric Halliday
Aug 4
3 min read

Updated: Aug 6

Five Labubu's sitting pretty well. One fell down and went to hell.

Labubu, the strange tiny rabbit monster thing that spawned from a Chinese series about mythology that somehow turned this little guy into a famous cryptid of it's very own. These guys have grown into a full on epidemic, causing adults everywhere to start clipping it to there purses, backpacks, belts, etc. And there's no sign of stopping.

But in addition to the dolls themselves are the accessories. protective casing, clothing, and more all designed to give you and your Lababy a better look and greater sense of ownership. Let's take a look at the top five the average Labubu owner might be sleeping on.

05) This North Face knockoff

A faceless Labubu wearing North Face knockoffs and unable to feel shame.

Sure, you could look at the tiny "The Labubu FECA" label and wonder if mentioning the Federal Employee' Compensation Act is a threat or just a reminder that it exists, but can we talk about how accurate this outfit is?

You've seen some high end fashion recreated but what about the fashion made famous by everyone who ever drove all the way to a store specifically to speak to a manager. Just imagine the look on that manager's face when you come in matching to your Labubu.

04) Tiny Labubu Vespas

Two Labubu that are part of the witness protection program, riding vespa scooters. — Faces obscured to protect their identity.

Everyone is worried about the clothing, the hats, the other things they can dress their Labubu in, but what about what it's not attached to you? How is the little guy gonna get around? The answer? This adorable Labubu Vespa.

Is it actually a repurposed $3 Orient Express toy that just so happened to be able to fit a Labubu? We don't talk about it. But it's going to be absolutely stunning to see your little guy on this little vehicle. And speaking of vehicles!

03) The weird noise coming from your car

The view from the driverseat of a car on a long snowy road.

I know this isn't technically a licensed Labubu item, but like...how are people doing to see your Labubu if your car breaks down. You know it's not supposed to sound like that. And it's getting harder to turn, that's more than likely a power steering issue.

If you REALLY want to show off your Labubu, you're going to need range. And for range, you need a ride. Maybe get that bad boy up to the shop and see if you can't get that fixed. It's going to be really hard to film in your passenger seat if your car is broken down somewhere, you know?

Speaking of noises from the car, what's that one behind you?

02) Oh yeah! Your kids are with you!

Three kids sitting in the backseat of a car playing a game of Rock, Scissors, Hole — Also, are they playing Rock, Scissors, Hole again?

Oh my god, there's three of them back there! Where are we supposed to be going? Do you remember? Shit. We've been driving on autopilot for a while day dreaming about Labubu. God, what time is it even. 7AM? Oh! Is this school?

No wait, it's August. What are we...CAMP! God damn it. Are we going the right way? No wait this is to school. I need to find an exit. Why did we think having two kids was a good idea. There's like...I'm just...my focus is just not what it was and these two. Two? Wait. Can you look in the rear view again?

01) Who's that third kid!?

You have two right? Who's that other one? That's my son's friend right? Definitely too young for my daughter. But they're all getting along which is weird. God, what is his name. I know it's one of those names with the unnecessary "Y". Is it Bryce? Alyx? Styven? Lysol?

Also, is he going to the camp too? What if I drop him off there and he wasn't supposed to. Wait. Look in the rear view again. Is that a cop coming? Why does he want me to pull over? Maybe he'll like my Labubu.