Your Weekly Nerdoscope: Tim Burton Edition

For this week's Weekly Nerdoscope, to usher in spooky season, let's take a peek into the curious mind of director Tim Burton.

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Weekly Nerdoscope: Tim Burton edition

♈ Aries: Beetlejuice

Careful not to say it 3 times, because Aries, this week you channel the "not taking no for an answer" energy of Beetlejuice. Bold energy is magnetic. Just remember, too much chaos can scare people off.

Spooky Tip: Don't wait to be summoned. Appear when and where you're most needed.

♉ Taurus: Sally

Loyal and patient, you embody Sally’s quiet wisdom. You see things others miss, and your intuition can guide you through tangled situations. Just don't go poisoning anyone with your commitments.

Spooky Tip: Trust the threads you stitch with. They are weaving the future.

♊ Gemini: Jack Skellington

Curiosity calls! Like Jack, you’re restless, searching for new thrills and ideas. Just don’t forget to honor what you already have.

Spooky Tip: Take stock of all the spooktacular things in your life.

♋ Cancer: Victor Van Dort

Tender-hearted and cautious, you’re Victor this week. Love, loyalty, and vulnerability guide you.

Spooky Tip: Don't let others take your vulnerability as weakness.

♌ Leo: Lydia Deetz

You shine with Lydia’s blend of boldness and goth-chic mystery. People are drawn to your authenticity, even if you prefer the strange and unusual.

Spooky Tip: You have their attention. Now set the stage for the show.

♍ Virgo: Ichabod Crane

Analytical and meticulous, you embody Ichabod’s pursuit of truth. This week, your detail-oriented eye solves problems others overlook.

Spooky Tip: Cunning and courage make for the sharpest of blades.

♎ Libra: Edward Scissorhands

Delicate yet powerful, you channel Edward’s artistry and yearning for connection. Balance beauty and vulnerability this week.

Spooky Tip: Snip away any extra baggage that's making this week complicated.

♏ Scorpio: Oogie Boogie

Magnetic and intense, you’re Oogie Boogie this week. Transformation is your theme; turn your shadows into strength.

Spooky Tip: Try not to roll the dice with others' feelings this week.

♐ Sagittarius: Mad Hatter

Adventurous and eccentric.. This week calls for spontaneity, laughter, and a little delightful chaos. Tea party, anyone?

Spooky Tip: Feeling a bit mad? That's ok, some of the best people are.

♑ Capricorn: Alice

Calm, calculated, and collected. Like Alice, you may feel like some things are, as they shouldn't be. So pay extra special attention to your surroundings. You may just find a Cheshire cat or two.

Spooky Tip: Things might feel too big to tackle this week. So focus on the little things that aren't as daunting, but equally as important.

♒ Aquarius: Emily

Unique, dreamy, and revolutionary, you embody Emily’s tragic beauty. This week, you’ll inspire others by simply being yourself.

Spooky Tip: Even in death, beauty and love can still be found.

♓ Pisces: Zero The Dog

Gentle, loyal, and spiritual, you’re Zero this week. Your compassion lights the way for others, even in the darkest times.

Spooky Tip: Use your light to guide the lost.

Final Note

This first week of spooky season invites you to dance in the dark, embrace your strangeness, and honor the odd magic that makes you you. After all, as Tim Burton’s worlds remind us, normal is vastly overrated.